Terms and Conditions

**Enter at Your Own Risk**

This isn’t your average story—it’s a time loop, a paradox, and a little bit of a mess. It might be real. It might be a drunken fever dream. I’m just here, bouncing through time, taking notes. Think of it like Mario jumping down those tunnels: every drop leads somewhere new—somewhere strange. 

You’re welcome to join, or just watch from the sidelines. But don’t expect a straight path or a happy ending. This is about getting lost, having fun, and figuring it out as we go. Play along if you dare. It’s all part of the game.